"this is an au where everyone lives happily together and nothing bad ever happens’
"what about that character?"
"they’re in fucking jail where they belong"
#basically the ending of frozen
*sees a cat* *gasps loudly*
"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"
no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this
"I felt so angry at the UCSB massacre and the sexism we’re blind to everyday so I drew about my opinions on sexism to channel my rage."
Honeydukes in Hogsmeade at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter
Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?
i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
in me mums uterus…… womb womb
I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME
have you tried turning it off and back on again
I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF
there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on
I AM NOT SHOUTING
IT DOESN’T TURN OFF
ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again
after bones retires, he publishes his memoirs about serving as CMO on the enterprise, a bestseller among future medical officers in starfleet. it is called 1701 COMPLETED RESIGNATION FORMS I NEVER SUBMITTED (BUT SHOULD HAVE)